Learning Chatspeak




Intro


I'm here to tell you about chatspeak. What is chatspeak you ask? It's like a new kind of internet language.
Here's an example of chatspeak: omg. lyke thats srsly uber awesome!<3 :) PM Me Nao. xD btw, ur such a nub. LOL! D:
Well, if you don't understand any of that, then you really need to read this.

Shortened Text


First of all I'll explain some of the shortened text. The shortened text is the bolded parts here: omg. lyke thats srsly uber awesome!<3 :) PM Me Nao. xD btw, ur such a nub. LOL! D:
Most of those words are just shortened so they can be easily typed. Not really sure about lyke though..
So Srsly = Seriously
And Lyke = Like

Abbreviations


Now I'll explain the abbreviations. You should know what abbreviations are, if you don't look it up in the dictionary.
The abbreviations are the bolded parts: omg. lyke thats srsly uber awesome!<3 :) PM Me Nao. xD btw, ur such a nub. LOL! D:
These words are just abbreviations for faster typing.
Omg = Oh My Gosh
PM = Private Message(Email message)
Btw = By The Way
Lol = Laugh Out Loud

Emoticons


Now I'll explain the smiles/emoticons. They're the bolded parts: omg. lyke thats srsly uber awesome!<3 :) PM Me Nao. xD btw, ur such a nub. LOL! D:
Now at first they don't really look like smilies/emoticons right? Well that's because you gotta shift your view sideways. Like this:

Get it? Try it with the other smilies.

General Chatspeak


I'll be wrapping it up soon after this section. In this section I'll explain general chatspeak language.
Chatspeak language is just what most people use on the computer. They're the bolded parts: omg. lyke thats srsly uber awesome!<3 :) PM Me Nao. xD btw, ur such a nub. LOL! D:
Uber = It's just a word lots of people like to use for some reason. Pretty much means the same this as super duper. (Example of word in a sentence: You're so uber awesome!)
Nao = Again it's just one of those words that people like to use. It means Now. (Example of word in a sentence: Give me cookies NAO.)
Ur = Means Your. Just a short form.
Nub = Now, this word is a little tricky. There's 4 versions; Newbie, Noob, Nub, and Nib.
Newbie = Means like a new person in the game who's just starting.
Noob = An annoying person.
Nub = Most "pros" like to use this word rather than Noob. It doesn't nessasarily mean the same thing as Noob.
Nib = "Pros" like to call people this for fun. No hard feelings, they're just joking around.

List of Basic Chatspeak


Now that pretty much wraps up the guide. Here's a list of your basic chatspeak:
Smilies
These smilies will be seperated by spaces.
:] :) :D =] =) =D ;] ;) ;D xD x] ^_^ = Your basic happy smilies.
:[ :( D: =[ =( D= ;[ ;( D; Dx x[ T_T = Your basic sad smilies.
>:[ >:( D:< >=[ >=( D=< >;[ >;( = Your basic angry smilies.
:o ;o =o o.o o_O = Your basic surprised smilies.
x.x x.o = Your basic hurt smilies.
>.> >.< <.< = Your basic bored smilies.

Other Stuff
*Courtesy of my friend Justine
(( ))* = Hugs and Kisses
:-@ = Im screming
;-) = Winky-Wink
*poof* = Left the chat
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
IMO = In My Opinion
BTW = By The Way
L8R = Later
2K4W = Too Kool For Words
2C4W = Too Cuti For Words
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
BRB = Be Right Back
[ :> ( = Serious Frown
:o = Shocked
:>& = Toungue Tied
FTBOMH = From The Bottem Of My Heart
TAL = Thanks alot
12345 = Talk About School
GAL = Get A Life
LMAO = Laugh My A** Off
>5 = High Five
s> = Wats Up?
88 = Love And Kisses
POAHF = Put On A Happy Face
JK = Just Joking
404 = I Have No Clue
%-( = Sad And Confused
:-c = Bummed Out
:-Z = Sleeping
QT = Cutie
CUL8R = See U Later
ASL = age gender location
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
IDGI = I Dont Get It
= Anger or Angrey
PAW = Parents are watching!!!!!
PAG = Parents Are Gone
(((Bigwheels))) = Cyberhug to......
Kewl = Cool
@--)--(-- = Rose (flower)

Conclusion


Hoped this helped any newbies!
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